The Apple Event Opinion Generator

P911. I am tub-thumped Apple announced NEW APPLE SOFTWARE. This is a greedy move by a company that steals its best ideas from Google. But whatever, we can all agree this is a shadow of the previous commenters’s pathetic idea of how to announce a product. This is me IRL: ╚(•⌂•)╝

The Apple Event Opinion Generator

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