Susan, Where Are My Keys
Susan, where are my keys?Susan, I can't find my keys. I placed them on the table by the door last night, but they are nowhere to be found.Susan, I'm out of vodka again. I need my keys.Susan, I found our copy of Alicia Keyes' debut album--but, I cannot find my keys.Susan, this martini isn't dry enough.Susan, I found your Alan Keyes bumper sticker and have a lot of questions. I still can't find my keys.Susan, I found the answer key to a 10th-grade maths exam. It will not start my car.Susan, I'm beginning to think you hid my keys. Give them to me.Susan, I want a divorce.