Mike, The Situation is You're Going to Jail
The superseding indictment alleges that the brothers conspired to defraud the United States by not paying all federal income tax owned on approximately $8.9 million that Michael earned between 2010 and 2012.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.... I don't really care about this story at all. The only important thing is A. he did a bad thing and deserves to go to jail to be buddies with fellow tax-evading reality stars, and B. he is being sentenced on my birthday (4/25).