5 Things: NAFTA's Foot Note, God's Gay Love, Ryan Murphy's Millions, LiLo's New Show Trailer, and Santa's Bubble Butt

What five things should you be talking about today? We've got LiLo on the rise, Murphy giving back, and the Trump administration continuing to be assholes about queer rights. Oh, and two perfect bubble butts on display.

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1. Pulse survivor shares story at the controversial Christian conference. Is it conversion therapy?

The Ignite Life Center’s Unbound Conference was met with protesters from the “Free-2-B-U” March on Friday evening. LGBTQ activists rallied against a conference hosted by the Gainesville church because it promotes “deliverance,” which many believe is actually just conversion therapy, which is banned in Gainesville.


Supporters of the Unbound Conference included Pulse Nightclub shooting survivor Angel Colon, who says his traumatic experience brought him closer to God.


2. NAFTA Deal includes footnote allowing U.S. to discriminate against non-federal LGBT employees.

The United States’ existing federal agency policies regarding the hiring of federal workers are sufficient to fulfill the obligations set forth in this Article. The Article thus requires no additional action on the part of the United States, including any amendments to Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, in order for the United States to be in compliance with the obligations set forth in this Article.

The New NAFTA agreement

3. LiLo's new MTV show looks... interesting?

The network announced Monday that Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club, a docuseries chronicling the actress as she expands her business empire in Mykonos, Greece, will debut Jan. 8, 2019. The show, which began shooting in July, will follow Lohan, 32, as she prepares to launch her club, Lohan Beach House.


4. Nip Tuck, Glee, American Horror Story, and now LGBT rights reform. TV's Ryan Murphy to donate millions of dollars to the cause.

“We are going to send a message which says you cannot make discrimination against us a political virtue anymore. You can’t keep killing our vulnerable young people by promoting and nationalizing your rural, close-minded anti-constitutional viewpoints.”

Ryan Murphy

5. All I want for Christmas are these two bubble butts.


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Deep Dish

Santa, baby, you can hurry down my chimney any time you want. Tried to show up what shoot this pic was from, but came up empty on Google. Feel free to comment if you know.