Today, #GayTwitter is all in a fitter because Chelsea Handler repurposed our own internalized homophobia to make a joke about Jeff Sessions being a bottom. Jeff Sessions is definitely a bottom. — Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) April 6, 2018 Ok. Ok. But we all know it’s the little elf men thatContinue Reading

Sorry for the absence last night. Luckily, nothing really happened. It’s not like the president finally made a statement about the hush money Stormy Daniels got, right? And I’m sure we certainly aren’t about to start an all-out trade war with China. Meanwhile, on the internet: Zuck Imitates Human EmotionContinue Reading

There was another shooting today–this time at the YouTube HQ. Roseanne gave us a new episode and feels dated and bad now that the nostalgia has worn off but the crazy remains. And, Trump wants to put troops on the border because the wall didn’t get funded all the way. Now,Continue Reading