I could go into a depth critique of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (*snicker* seriously, I can’t read that name with a straight face), but in a film so disjointed and incoherent, I’m just going to do a Twitter-like sound-off. And here we go: The dialogue in this movie makesContinue Reading

So I saw Green Lantern. I don’t remember much about it. There was a ring. And a lantern. And they were green. It was the same thing you’ve seen done plenty times before. I really only remember two things: It has the most hilariously bad placing of “Daddy Issues” intoContinue Reading