So I saw Green Lantern. I don’t remember much about it. There was a ring. And a lantern. And they were green. It was the same thing you’ve seen done plenty times before. I really only remember two things:

  1. It has the most hilariously bad placing of “Daddy Issues” into a plot unseen since LOST.
  2. Green Lantern green punches his foe into the Sun. (Spoilers? I guess? Does it matter?)

I’m going to focus on that last part. Because someone wrote it. Someone saw this:

And shrugged and went, “Okay.” And with 200 million dollars, a lot of people ok’d that action. It wasn’t an adlib, it was planned. Which kind of makes you (me) wonder what they didn’t go with. *whistles innocently*

Post by Frank

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