Former Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain announced that he will run for president in 2012 at Centennial Olympic Park in Atlanta on Saturday.

You know—because, having the top entry on your resumé the successful operation of a pizza chain I’ve never heard of makes you a viable candidate.

Let us do a run-down of the republican field so far.

  1. Mormon Robot
  2. Pizza Guy
  3. Crazy Eyes
  4. Old Guy Who No One Likes
  5. ???
  6. lil Ron Paul

It’s going to be a fun year.

Herman Cain For President Campaign Launches

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