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Dearest daddy Kaysar, I humbly beg your forgiveness. In my time of quarantine thirst, I thought that Cody Cauliflower’s voluptuous bottom was going to be what would get me through the summer. I now know, however, that the real answer to my hunger was that Iraqi king himself, Kaysar Ridha.

Not only is he an absolute daddy and a stone-cold zaddy, but he has also had deep conversations with Ian about being on the autism spectrum and with Da’Vonne about wanting to prove people really are good out there in the world. Honestly, we don’t deserve him.

But, you know what we deserve even less? That bulge. That dick. That beautiful man as a whole.

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Kaysar Ridha is currently a houseguest on Big Brother 22. He also appeared on Big Brother 6 and the nexr summer on Big Brother 7.

Kaysar is best known for being the leader of the Sovereign Six alliance. Kaysar was evicted on Day 33 by a vote of 7 to 1, but after a fan vote, he returned to the game on Day 40 following Sarah Hrejsa’s eviction.

Ultimately he gave up his HoH to Jennifer Vasquez during an endurance competition after making a deal, only to find himself betrayed and evicted for a second time in a unanimous 7-0 vote finishing in 10th place.

He later returned for Big Brother 7, where his alliance dominated for the first four weeks, but when Danielle Reyes won HoH in Week 5, his ally Janelle Pierzina became the target. However, after Janelle won the Power of Veto and used it on herself, Kaysar was made the replacement nominee, and evicted in a 5 to 1 vote, placing 10th once again.

Both his BB6 and BB7 evictions occurred on his birthday.

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