The gods really spoiled us when they gave us Kevin Martin on Big Brother Canada 3, and again on Big Brother Canada 5. He really gave us so much to live for both in the game, and in his lax attitude toward clothing on the feeds.

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BIG BROTHER CANADA 3

Kevin Martin Bulge

He may have been met with an untimely demise in BBCan3, but Kevin certainly made an impression by hanging out for prolonged periods of time in his undies and sleeping in the nude both with and without the benefit of covers. He didn’t win his first season, but he definitely won our hearts.

Kevin Martin Bulge

BATHROOM CAMS HAD MOST OF THE FUN

Big Brother Canada 5

Kevin Martin Bulge

Kevin entered the BBCan5 house with an intricate gameplan for how he wanted and needed his winning season to go down. With a wonderful combination of luck and skill, he managed to pull it off rather deftly. He won HoH when he needed to and PoVs when he had to all the way to finale night.

WILLIAM/KEVIN “SHOWMANCE”

Kevin and William Kiss

Kevin may have repeatedly claimed that it was all gameplay, but we know in our hearts that is just has to have been at least a little something more. Right?

I guess all good things have to come with their fair dose of controversy. At the very least we can all agree they most definitely hooked up at the cast party. All this first just had to lead to more than (allegedly) under the covers handjobs (more on those later).

THE ALLEGED HANDJOB

OK, here it is in all its… glory? I will that that there was definitely movement in the crotch area under the covers, and the long silence and look of pleasure on William’s face followed by an immediate resume of talking when the hands return above the covers is a dead ringer.

Kevin and William’s Alleged Hand-job

LIFE AFTER THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

Kevin Martin Bulge

Kevin’s all over social media and is an avid live streamer for his online poker games and strategy sessions.

He actually had another streaming dick slip to his viewers, but more on that later.

KEVIN THE INSTAGRAM HUNK

On Instagram, in particular, Kevin is just as lacking in shyness as he was in the BB Canada house. He posts bulge, semi-nudes, and lots of his favorite pastimes (poker and kissing).

Check that out and give him a follow, over there.

REUNION WITH WILLIAM

After saying goodbye to William after the cast party and afterglow of BB Canada 5, according to a later live stream by Kevin, the pair weren’t reunited again until August 2017 when William stayed with Kevin to go and see Coldplay as a pair.

The two stayed together for several days, but bad news for any shippers out there, they didn’t wind up becoming an item after this short reunion. We’ll all just have to keep the hope alive, I guess.

LIVE STREAM DICK SLIP

Yes, Kevin accidentally showed off his penis to the world again, this time during one of his live streams. Though, don’t be ashamed if you got here from Googling “Kevin Martin Penis,” because he actually seems to be quite pleased with it, as you can see in this post about it from him on Twitter where he calls it, “Not bad, Eh?”