Romney is a lock! Maybe Romney isn’t going to win. Republicans don’t like Romney. Texan? Nope. Romney is a lock! Maybe Romney isn’t going to pull it off. Herman Cain? Too much sex from the pizza man. Romney is a lock! Maybe Romney can’t win. That old lady with aContinue Reading

Former Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain announced that he will run for president in 2012 at Centennial Olympic Park in Atlanta on Saturday. You know—because, having the top entry on your resumé the successful operation of a pizza chain I’ve never heard of makes you a viable candidate. Let usContinue Reading