Today, #GayTwitter is all in a fitter because Chelsea Handler repurposed our own internalized homophobia to make a joke about Jeff Sessions being a bottom.

Ok. Ok. But we all know it’s the little elf men that end up having a low-key big-hog and being a power top.

“Masc4Masc No Fats No Femmes”

Well, elsewhere on the net:

Willam did a DNA Test

Brian Jordan Alvarez Lives Today Like The Last

That’s it. No more tweets. This week sucks. See you Monday. And, remember to follow us on @thepalepanda to live tweet all the WrestleMania events this weekend!

Update: A Better Take Than Ours

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