The News of the Last 6 Months In Summary

• Romney is a lock!
• Maybe Romney isn’t going to win.
• Republicans don’t like Romney.
• Texan? Nope.
• Romney is a lock!
• Maybe Romney isn’t going to pull it off.
• Herman Cain?
• Too much sex from the pizza man.
• Romney is a lock!
• Maybe Romney can’t win.
• That old lady with a weird face from GA looks interesting.
• He did what to his first two wives?
• Santorum.
• Romney is a lock!
• Maybe Romney can’t win.
• Nope, definitely Romney in the fall.
• Santorum?
• Birth Control.
• Nah, definitely not Santorum.
• Romney is a lock.
• Why is Newt still in this thing?
• Santorum?
• The math doesn’t look good.
• Nah, definitely not Santorum.
• Romeny has to win X% of the delegates to win. It’s impossible.
• Santorum has to win X% of the delegates to win. It’s impossible.
• Newt? No—just, no.
• Romney is a lock.

There was other stuff too.